Funny Farm Company
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Mom Fueled by Anxiety & Coke Zero T-Shirt
Sport Grey / XS
$16.95
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A soft, everyday tee with a wry, relatable illustration at its heart. The front shows a hand gripping a can with the text “This Mom is fueled by anxiety and Coke zero,” balancing humor and honesty without feeling loud. The lightweight ring-spun cotton drapes easily, so it moves with you through school runs, late-night emails, and slow coffee sips. Subtle ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape steady after many washes. Wear it layered under a cardigan or solo with jeans — it reads like a private joke shared between friends and family, a small, honest emblem of modern parenting.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams—for a clean silhouette and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for extra comfort; ethically sourced cotton and Oeko-Tex certified
- DTG prints for the main design with optional DTF sleeve/neck labels; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Mom Fueled by Anxiety & Coke Zero T-Shirt
$16.95
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams—for a clean silhouette and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for extra comfort; ethically sourced cotton and Oeko-Tex certified
- DTG prints for the main design with optional DTF sleeve/neck labels; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors