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Crewneck Sweatshirt — “I Run a Tight Shipwreck” Viking Ship Graphic
Ash / S
$27.95
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This cozy crewneck carries a weathered, sea-worn vibe — a sketched longship listing through choppy waves beneath the headline “I Run a Tight” and a handwritten “Shipwreck” signature. It feels like the quiet aftermath of an adventure: salt in the air, a tattered sail drying on the deck, and the kind of jacket you pull on to remember a wild night at sea. Wear it on foggy mornings, by a harbor-side bonfire, or when you want to signal quietly that you belong to a community that loves maritime lore and rugged stories. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend and ribbed collar hold their shape, while subtle embroidery options let you add a personal, handcrafted touch to the chest or wrists. Clean, neutral color keeps the artwork front and center and pairs easily with denim, wool beanies, or worn leather boots.
Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at seams for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Crewneck Sweatshirt — “I Run a Tight Shipwreck” Viking Ship Graphic
$27.95
Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at seams for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean